(70) Given the opportunity, I would totally go to Hogwarts. Enough of this Georgetown crap, I'll learn how to "Septum Sempra" and "Expeliomous." Why spend time learning about the methods of media coverage in American civic life when I could learn how to summon a unicorn to scare away guys in black cloaks? Way more useful. I'd use it every weekend when the goths invade Chinatown to have frozen yogurt.Oh and only posers would actually eat those "Every Flavor Beans." Its inevitable. At some point they'd end up eating "Toenail," "Crap" or "Raw Toe."
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