Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Environmental Storytelling and Mickey Mouse

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Over the weekend, I traveled to Orlando for a friend's wedding (Allison LaForte, of WJC fame). My wife and I, as recovering Floridians, promised we wouldn't end up at Walt Disney World.

Last day of the trip. Three hours to spare. Where did we end up? Disney.

Disney thrives on what media theorist Henry Jenkinscalls "environmental storytelling"--creating an immersive environment of images on every side so people get the sense that they are "there." By immersive, I mean that you are drawn into it. You can't go through adventure land without running into wild-west themed rides or seeing Clint Eastwood-esque saloons. And, of course, all those places feature characters from Disney lore. 

We ended up at Downtown Disney (I've been there a million times, but how can you go to Orlando and not do something Disney? We just gave up). As we walked through the LEGO area of Downtown Disney, I began spouting incomprehensible dork language at her: "Don't you see how this is environmental storytelling? Look at the all the figures! See how they add to the immersive experience!" Luckily, she's used to this by now. But sure enough there was a statue of a tourist family there, designed so they looked as if they were made of legos. There was a shark statue coming out of the water, also designed to look like it was made of legos. Further in, there was a sea dragon coming out of the water that, yes, was also looked like it was made of legos. It made it almost impossible to get through the area because so many people wanted to take pictures with the different lego statues.

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Granted, this is just the Downtown area, and it features nowhere near the images one experiences in the main disney parks (you even eat your lunch/dinner in places themed to fit the area of the park you're in).

If environmental storytelling is an art, Disney's got it under wraps. Consider an ad campaign they did a few years ago with the help of Annie Leibovitz (she of half-naked Miley Cyrus fame).



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And the message of these advertising pictures is written right on the photos. All of them are variations of the phrase: "Disney is the place where dreams come true." In other words, if Scarlett Johansson can be Cinderella, you can too--at Walt Disney World.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Tales from DC: Morning Conversation

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So the other morning, I was having my breakfast (newspaper, Raisin Bran, coffee -- in that order left-to-right) when I received a call from my boss.
I looked at the time. 7:45 a.m.?

Boss:
Greg, I have potentially the strangest request you've ever received from your boss.

Greg
: (pause) I'm going to wear underwear today. I don't care what you say.

Boss
: You're CLOSE! You're so unbelievably close!

Greg
: I...am?

Boss
: I bought some new stone-washed jeans from amazon.com. I was driving into work, felt a draft, and when I looked down they had RIPPED OPEN. And it's in a strategically inappropriate place.

Greg
: Oh.

Boss
: My wife is too far away to get me pants before our morning meeting. I know there's that new shopping mall near your house--

Greg
: You want me to buy you pants?

(Greg pulls phone away from mouth to laugh aloud)

Boss
: I wear 40 x 32's in a LOOSE FIT. I don't like them too tight.

(Uncomfortable mental image)

Greg: Should I bill this to work?

Boss
: I think it would be hard to sell this as a work expense.

Greg: You'll have trouble giving lectures without pants. It's one of those expected necessities in the classroom nowadays.

Boss: True...But why don't I just pay you back?


Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Tales from DC: Bears in the Garbage

Bear_2At the Columbia Heights metro stop this morning.



Yeah, police were confused too. Homeless polar bears eating out of a garbage can?



I think there might be a message here.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Worst Ideas of All Time: Guitar Praise



Worried about the potentially destructive power of secular music? Kids playing dangerous video games? No Problem! Check out Guitar Praise!

No I'm not joking.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Tales from DC: The Service Project


True story
: students are required to do community service in the program. Yesterday a student came in talking about his service project and so I asked him how he liked it.

"I work with seriously mentally-handicapped adults..."

(pause)

"...tomorrow we're taking them to the zoo."

And I burst out laughing. Award for worst person in the world? Yes that's for me.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Tales from DC: The Best Quote Ever


My boss said something yesterday that I have promised to pester him with for his entire life. Thus I need to share it in this hallowed space.

Wait. That wasn't enough buildup. This is quite possibly the greatest quote I have ever heard my boss give in front of a student. If tomorrow, peace rained over all the earth, this quote would possibly still be the best news of the week. In the midst of a talk about Christian fundamentalism, he dropped this douzey.

"The Scofield Reference Bible is the Kama Sutra of Fundamentalism."

When he said it, I stopped him with a general "What??!"

He looked at me straight faced "It's REAL important."

Friday, August 29, 2008





Gopher2GopherLink! Star Wars III: Backstroke of the West! Some misleading Chinese captions here.