Mr. Purr-fect

Welcome to Greek-vivor! Every week, we review the week's Greek episode and, in a Survivor-style system, award points to the Greek students best making their way through the college outback. The section ahead contains spoilers for this weeks episode.

The episode last night was a decent addition into the season. I think more than anything it served to show how relationships have developed: Rusty/Cappie, Rebecca/Cappie, Casey/Evan and even Ashleigh/Calvin. In the meantime, in keeping with Greek's style, the writers made the episode about finding "Mr. Purr-fect." Although Casey seems to find her Mr. Perfect, Evan buys him off, which doesn't seem to be the mark of a good suitor. Additionally, Calvin finds himself a Michael. The only complaint Calvin is able to make is that the guy is too gay. (Never thought I'd hear that on prime time) Calvin also makes a very chin-stroking speech about the gay lifestyle that will definitely earn him some points.

Let's look at the standings!







-Successfully manages a gay matchmaking. +2
-Looks cute in cheerleader outfit. +2

Net Change: +4
Sum: 119







-Scores coffee date with Michael. +3
-Receives flowers at frat house. "No tulips? Forget it!" -1
-Speech: “Why does everything have to be about 'being gay' when you’re gay? You’re sexuality doesn’t define who you are.” Good point. I always give points for good thoughts. +3
-Realizes Michael may not be Mr. Perfect, but still sits through gay/lesbian short films with him and Ashleigh. He may be whining about the date, but I've heard of worse. +2

Net Change:+7
Sum: 114







-Has girlfriend from hell. Rebecca totally working over his Kappa Tau guys. -4
-Guys unwilling to tell him his girlfriend sucks. -2
-His little doesn't care enough about the confines of social society to keep him away from the knowledge of his significant other's malicious actions. +1
-Pretty lame Mr. Purr-fect act. He should have done karaoke. -2
-Ah-ha! He wanted to have a lame act. You showed them! +2
-Able to ream out Rebecca without being hit. +3
-Overturns Guy Code, reveals that brother is dating a prostitute. +5

Net Change:+3
Sum: 117







-Really knows how to coach Lambda Sig. Pat Riley in a woman's body. +3
-Shane totally digging her. +4
-Successful major change: “No longer majoring in Cappie or Evan.” I think everybody is just about over those two too. +4
-Scores teeter-totter kiss from Shane +3
-Called a Muse, invited for celebratory drink +5
-Offer reneged in favor of $1000. In all fairness, Shane could get two Playstation 3's with that kind of money. -5
-Wins bet. Lambda Sigs win the Zeta Beta Games. +7

Net Change: +21
Sum: 123







-Accepts friend invite, ready to start over with Casey +5
-Psych! Just wants a relationship, as evidenced by getting his jealousy on. -6
-Scores some major flirting from Frannie. Manages to be cool, manly and ignore it. +3
-Buys out Shane to keep Casey single. He really does have a future in politics. Following this line of reasoning, he could just buy Casey out and pimp her out like an escort service when he gets bored. Wow, he really is a politician. -10

Net Change: -8
Sum: 70








-Saucy statements getting Evan's attention: “You’re all wet.” Chambers Pimp Services, Inc. is hiring! +3
-Totally gets under Evan's skin...again. +3
-Has to clean Lambda Sigs bathroom -5

Net Change: +1
Sum: 101







-Has to ask Cappie for backup to get attention from Kappa Tau’s. I thought you were a senator's daughter. Come on, now. -3
-Knows how to piss off Kappa Tau’s. Completely alienates all the guys on the team. -6
-Totally put in her place by Cappie. -4
-Heartfelt apology and pizza win heart of all boys. +5
-Gets special pizza for Rusty. +4
-But it's the wrong kind. -1
-Loses bet. -5


Net Change: -10
Sum: 97







-Totally destroyed by Rebecca's coaching. -3
-Requests beer-in-mouth resuscitation. +3
-Tries to pass of Rusty’s anger on a postponed Isaac Newton passing. +2
-Almost became a Canadian citizen. What was he thinking? -1

Net Change:-1
Sum: 105







-Totally caught with the whole rolling eyes thing. -2
-Learns Guy Code. In his defense, he never really needed to learn since there haven't been a whole lot of girls knocking at Dale's door. +1
-Somehow manages to be whipped by his Big’s girlfriend. -3
-Breaks guy code due to emasculating treatment from Rebecca. +6
-Pretty lame act. -1
-But Cappie planned it that way +3
-Likes green peppers. -1

Net Change: +3
Sum: 84


Wow! And Casey's on top! There's been a lot of back and forth movement on the Greekvivor standings, but we have a couple of contenders routinely pushing their way forward. Cappie, Ashleigh, Calvin all are within striking distance, even Rebecca and Beaver!

Casey (123)+21
Cappie (117)+3
Ashleigh (115)+4
Calvin (114)+7
Rebecca (107)-3
Beaver (105)-1
Frannie (101)+1
Dale (87)N/A
Rusty (84)+3
Evan (70)-8

Thanks for reading! See you next week!