Welcome to Greek-vivor! Every week, we review the week's Greek episode and, in a Survivor-style system, award points to the Greek students best making their way through the college outback. The section ahead contains spoilers for this weeks episode.
At long last, we came to the climax of the story arc regarding the Greek restrictions. Finally, we'll be returning to the days of crazy Greek partys! We got to see more growth in Dale/Rusty relationship. It continues to be one of the more interesting relationships in the show in that they're both so different but really create a good balance for friendship as well. Also it was neat to see Evan and Cappie work together for something even if they weren't on the same side, it reminded us of what a great team they made in their freshman days.
But let's look at the standings!
-Missed study hours -2
-President bends rules to recruit her as wingman at Dobblers and basketball game +2
-Get's all "What you talkin' about Willis" with fellow Zeta Beta during airing out session. -1
Net Change: -1
Sum: 114
-Plays human bowling +1
-With Rusty +2
-And scores! +3
-Kappa Tau's win lottery for basketball finals +4
-But the tickets can't be released -4
-Oversaw sober peeing in Olympic pool. Hey better than drunk peeing. Everyone knows drunks have horrible aim. +1
-Uses sandwich lunch metaphor to argue for lifted campus restrictions, gets hungry for sandwich. Sandwich does sound good right now. +1
-Bestows nickname “Evanescence” +1
-Finds his own bra in closet with kilt and Native American headdress. +2
-Tag-teams professors with Evan, gets campus restrictions lifted! +10
-Front-row tickets released to Kappa Taus +4
-Drops pants at basketball halftime. Great footage for Cyprus-Rhodes Game Vision +1
Net Change: +26
Sum: 143
-Awesome iPod stereo +1
-Nepotistic presidential pardon for Ashleigh -2
-Totally backfires, earns her hatred of entire chapter -4
-What is she doing in the middle of a Cappie-Evan fight? She's not with either this time. -2
-Apologizes for pardon, frees everyone for the basketball game +2
-Doesn't notice Evan when she enters coffee shop, or at least fakes it really well +3
-Airing out session turns into a brawl -4
-Casey screams at Zeta Betas to scare them into submission. Ladies bow to her authority as top-rated in Greekvivor standings. +5
-Zeta Beta stuffed animal named "Pussy willow." I could make so many jokes, it's just not even worth the effort -1
-Pussy Willow gets scorched. Symbolic hat tip to the breaking of the conch in "Lord of the Flies." +3
Net Change: +1
Sum: 124
-Takes Rusty/Tina debate and turns it into USAG fighting point +2
-On USAG rebirth: “Resurrections rock, man” +1
-Reasoning for ending Greek life: “I’m savin' your peeps from eternal damnation." +1
-Solid speech to professorial body +5
-But won't stop talking -1
-Launches into three-point sermon on evils of Sadom and Gammorah, relates them to Greek life -2
-Sweats under armpits. Seriously man, wear an undershirt or use strong deoderant. Or don't speak in front of people. Ever. -1
-Recognizes defeat. Disbands USAG.-3
-Speech manages to make the jump to YouTube! +5
Net Change: +7
Sum: 94
-Writes talking points for Cappie +5
-Talking points thrown in his face. -6
-Does research on all the professors, pulls a "phone a friend" to get dirt +7
-Tag-teams professors with Cappie, gets campus restrictions lifted! +10
Net Change: +16
Sum: 86
-Tries to warn Casey of the dangers of a leadership apology +4
-Evan advises Casey to ask Frannie for advice +3
-Solid advice “You can’t show people where to go if you won’t step out in front” +5
Net Change: +12
Sum: 113
-Calls out Casey on roommate favoritism +1
-Encourages Rusty to have sex with Tina +3
Net Change: +4
Sum: 111
-Mauls ticket stand when tickets aren’t released +3
-Out shouts both USAG and Greek picket lines. +2
-Falls for the old "poop in fiery brown paper bag" -3
Net Change: +2
Sum: 107
-Used as human bowling ball -2
-Tina totally hot for him +3
-But dude, level three scary eyes. She's a freak with a clever "almost normal" disguise -1
-Scores date with Tina +5
-…But loses it after Kappa Tau’s tickets aren't released -5
-Room taken over by Dale’s USAG -3
-Brings Tina a malt. Nails her. +5
Net Change: +2
Sum: 86
Only three more episodes left in the season! Things are reaching cleanup time fast! Next week, look for the standard "party/bad decision" episode.
Cappie (143)+26
Casey (124)+1
Ashleigh (114)-1
Calvin (114)N/A
Frannie (113)+12
Rebecca (111)+4
Beaver (107)+2
Dale (94)+7
Rusty (86)+2
Evan (86)+16
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