(42) My wife has amassed a collection of different husband/wife knick-knacks that are spread across the house. However, accidents happen and from time to time, they break. What makes it creepy is that they all break the same way--with husband suffering some unspeakable fate. Usually the husband's head shatters or falls off. But today on a husband/wife Mickey/Minny jewelry box I gave her, Mickey lost his legs. Everything below the torso is still attached to the jewelry box while his ears, brains, heart and well, jewels, are not.
I keep trying to convince myself this isn't a sign of my eventual grizzly fate.
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