100 Confessions: Gay Turtles

(22) I have gay turtles. This would only happen to me. I bought two turtles, their both guys and both, well...

For many years, I have tried to cover up for them when they jump on top of each other and pet each other's faces. I have many lines of reasoning ("oh, that petting thing? They're just helping each other shed their skin," "oh yeah they just like to horse around like that," "of course that's their tail" *sweat, sweat*). But I have to come to terms with it. They do seem happy...