Friday, June 19, 2009

100 Confessions: Daydreaming

(53) I daydream about doing heroic acts. I think these daydreams compensate for this problem. But these daydreams at times are very in depth. In one, I rescue President Barack Obama from a terrorist attack. After publicly praising me in a White House Press Conference, he asks me to be his running mate in the next election.

I also occasionally have the ones where I discover I have latent superpowers. Nothing lame like shooting webs, but super strength usually. I wouldn't want to be able to read minds--I think that's the worst ability ever. If we all knew what our friends thought of us, I think we'd have pretty low self-esteem. I've never understood why the telepath superhero doesn't ever commit suicide in the comics. Is he just that pompous?

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