100 Confessions: Lifetime

(52) I think Lifetime movies are ridiculous. There are only three plot lines in Lifetime movies: murder, rape and family dysfunction. And it's always the man's fault. Occasionally, they do mix them up. At my grandmother's house, I sat through one with a mean female protagonist who was causing, you guessed it, family dysfunction. (But how is this the man's fault?) Lifetime answered the question with a flashback. Sure enough, she'd been raped as a child. By a man.